GuruJay’s Psychedelic Revelations – Week 22, 2011
the opposite of everything you anticipate will unfold. you are so overwhelmed by guilt, you should probably consider turning yourself into the local chaplain. fortune favours the brave. but in your case, it will favour the sneaky. yesterday you were the scoop. today you are the poop. money will be easy come, easy go. write your phone number on all the currency notes in your wallet. you can expect a lot of calls. you will finally find your spirit guide today. turns out his name is Jim Beam. he will wear a v-neck tshirt. people around you might think you have become paranoid. dont pay attention to them. they dont have cameras following them everywhere. do they? a few rats follow you today, it is because that your cologne smells like rat poison. you are far from fit as a fiddle. settle for fit as a cello. perhaps its a good day to have an intellectual and stimulating conversation with a spade. it will dig out some unknown facts for you. like that corpse in your backyard. someone might spike your drink at the bar. but you are such an alcoholic that it will not have any effect on you. your lucky pastime is dropping spiders into pockets of people when they are not looking. try not to get caught. your lucky dance move is the macarena while moonwalking. your lucky hairstyle is chonmage.